No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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