So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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