That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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