do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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