I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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