5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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