I wanna bring you to show and tell
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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