who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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