hotel room ftw
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Panties = found
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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