So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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