Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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