this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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