Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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