Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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