4 words: hood of his car
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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