I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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