i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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