The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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