kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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