BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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