First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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