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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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