we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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