whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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