I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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