We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Did I show you my penis last night?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
