didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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