The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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