I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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