walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm having to shit out rocks
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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