I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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