I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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