Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Also, beer. Big fan.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Randomize
