can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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