do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
They are going to name an STD after you.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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