so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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