community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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