what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Randomize
