Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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