They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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