Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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