adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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