Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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