Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I love you.
Bad choice
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