Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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