Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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