There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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