I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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