that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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