Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
